Brides, have you ever ever had a lofty cake dream…
Or have you ever ever wished for pretty-as-a-picture polka dots…
…solely to get gravity-defying cow patties?
How about one thing that ought to have been merely elegant…
…that turned terrifying?
Maybe your “one thing blue”…
…has you seeing purple?
Have you ever ever needed creamy lace and bows…
…solely to get “AAAAUUUGGHH!!”
Effectively, have you?
Then ship me an image, will not you?
These things cracks. me. up.
Because of brides Ashley B., Emily Ok., Lara A., Christie S., & Kathleen M. for sharing their non-public ache with us. In order that we might chuckle. After which really feel kinda dangerous about it. However not sufficient to cease laughing.
P.S. In case this put up wasn’t painful sufficient:
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